Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 28 May 2008
Poison Cake Lady Spared Prison
A Gloucestershire lady who murdered her husband with a cake laced with rat poison has escaped a jail term just in case someone bakes her a fruitcake with a file in it.
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Lorries 'driven by lorry drivers'
Congestion caused by poor driving and accidents, a report suggests, could be caused by the fact that lorries are driven by lorry drivers, notorious for their aggression, boorishness and lack of intelligence. Poets, due to their intellect and temperament, would make ideal replacements.
Burma: was Burma involved?
The UN is investigating the possibility that Burma's reluctance to help its own people as a result of Cyclone Nargis could be linked to Burma's reluctance to help its own people as a result of Cyclone Nargis.