Spoof news snippets from Saturday 28 June 2008
Wimbledon Latest: Andy Murray smiles
Tennis Ace, Andy Murray, briefly smiled today after beating German Tommy Haas 3 sets to one. He was heard to say; "Don't mention the war!"
Northern lights drifting
Everything associated with the north is falling apart. It began with northern Rock,then the north pole and now the northern lights have been seen in the east. Scientists estimate that the north will have vanished within ten years.
Scientology in the News Again
Scientology protests escalated in Clearwater, FL yesterday. By day's end, however, over 200 of the 300 picketers converted to the church and turned the cameras on their former counterparts.