Spoof news snippets from Friday 20 June 2008
Tower to get clock
The Italian government is considering installing a clock in the leaning tower of Pisa. The Mayor of Pisa said; "What good is it if you have the inclination, but you don't have the time?"
Alaming Rise in Abortions in Teenage Girls
Doctors are alarmed by the increase in abortions carried out in teenage girls in Britain. There has been a 10% increase with some 4,397 abortions carried out. However the abortion rate in boys remains at 0%. This shows that boys remain substantially 'better' than girls.
Hitler did have only one ball
Archaeologists working at the Albert Hall today discovered a human testicle. Forensic tests are currently being carried out, but experts believe that the find proves the long held belief that Hitler was deficient in the gonad region.
Australian Censor Machine Breaks Down Under Strain
Gordon Ramsay's 'Kitchen Nightmares' will no longer be shown on Australian TV networks because the bleeper to blank the 'expletives' has broken down and is only designed to be used a frequency of 10 times per minute. TV bosses are hoping to find an upgraded model.