Spoof news snippets from Friday 13 June 2008
The cockle beds in South Wales have mysteriously died as a result of sewage contamination. However, Spoofwriter, Simon Cockle from Beds is alive and well, so says his mother who uses copious amounts of Dettol and Toilet Duck.
Andy Murray to pull out of Wimbledon
Scottish tennis ace, Andy Murray, will not be playing at Wimbledon this year as he is unable to thumb a lift to the UK Lawn Tennis Championships.