Spoof news snippets from Friday 11 July 2008
Man killed in badge swallowing accident
Details are sketchy but the incident could have been a suicide attempt, police say that it could have been an accident and that it was probably the pin on the back of the badge that did it.
Gordon Brown says 'This' is likely to happen
At a recent conference the PM claimed that 'This' was likely to happen, but strongly denied claims that 'That' was going to happen.
Survey reveals nothing claims surveyor
Survey reveals nothing claims surveyor - "not good enough" says the rest of the world.
7 Killed in fog bound Prescott collision
Wittiness said it was "horrible" but couldn't describe the incident in any more detail.
Dogs can't write claim experts
Sadly our canine allies cannot communicate to us though writing. Experts say that Morse code may be an option.
World's youngest man found
The previous record has finally been beaten thanks to advances in medical/time travel technology
We're all five minuets behind claims time scientists
The rumors have been confirmed; we are all behind by at least five minuets
McCain supporter retracts
McCain supporter, retracts, says he was missed understood, America is a nation of winos, not whiners.