Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 29 January 2008
Rats "have Top Ten music chart"
A scientific survey conducted by Professor Dusty Folds of Harvard reveals that rats have their own "music" that they compile into "charts". Rat communities are structured around a hierarchy based on "new entries".
John McCain spotted in blue leotard
A maid in a Florida hotel spotted a very surprised McCain gazing into his mirror. Apparently, he was transfixed upon how dashing he looked in the bright blue leotard emblazed with a large "D", and didn't notice when she entered the room for dailing cleaning.
'Bitch Slapping' endorsed by Bush Administration
"In case that bitch takes my job!" declares president