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New, "Freakish" Animal Species Arrives At The Los Angeles Zoo

Last year, Kunga, a male Ugandan Lowland gorilla, was discovered mating with "Cathy," a "hottie" 30-year old zoo attendant. Zongo, a male, was born a month ago. The main controversy, however, centers around whether the progeny should be called a gorman or a humilla.

written by Natowsky, 23 February 2008
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Muzzled And Leash Trained, "Dog the Bounty Hunter" Is Barking Again!

Duane "Dog" Chapman is returning to TV after his show was cancelled last year. "Dog" is set again to fetch those bad bail jumpers, starting this Spring. Good doggie! Now, go pee on a hydrant or a tree!

written by Natowsky, 23 February 2008
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Porn Star dies

Scottish porn star Wayne Kerr has died from friction burns.

written by samspud, 23 February 2008
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McCain Relaxes In Bath With Cigar And Rubber Duckies

As John McCain fights the battle to become the 44th President of the U.S., he is constantly stressed, trying, especially, to talk as fast and as loudly as Obama and Hillary. Solution: A relaxing daily bath with a big fat cigar and the three rubber duckies of his early years.

written by Natowsky, 23 February 2008
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U.S.'s B-2 Stealth Bomber Crashes - Pilots Must Reimburse Government

A B-2 Stealth Bomber, each 1.2 billion U.S. dollars, crashed in Guam yesterday. The Air Force will make the two air jockeys pay for a replacement - and will have to work 6,000 years each to cover the loss.

written by Natowsky, 23 February 2008
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