Spoof news snippets from Monday 18 February 2008
Reconstructed Humpty Dumpty Succumbs To Another Fall
The broken egg guy, Humpty Dumpty, recently repaired, has fallen again from a low wall in his fancy New York City co-op! He's been worrying about his chicken-farm investments if Hillary, Obama, or McCain becomes President. He blared, "These rejects aren't all that they're cracked up to be!"
Out for Count?
A violent fight broke out on Sesame Street on Saturday night. 'Bert & Ernie' drew blood and the resident 'Count' disappeared with them. 'Big Bird' kept the show going, while a search was arranged. They have now been found and are held in custardy before appearing before 'Judge Judy' on Friday.
Scouser's Ticket on Thatcher Express
A new bus service is being planned through Liverpool to help people who blame former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher for life's woes to 'get out and about a bit more.'