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Harrison Ford at Center of Cyborg Sex Scandal

The actor's wife filed for divorce after discovering he was involved in a Cyborg ménage a trois that began during the filming of Blade Runner. Mr. Ford's publicist, meanwhile, denies the allegation.

written by SpaceElevator, 19 August 2008
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Mookey Downs Weds Kym Sowooden

Mr. Downs, who won Oscar for his role as "Oak Tree" in the 1973 hit Chop 'Er Down! recently married longtime friendgirl Kym Sowooden in a lavish & private ceremony attended by a dozen stuffed animals.

written by SpaceElevator, 19 August 2008
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Modern Miracle: Medicine, Meteorology Merge

Medical doctors and climate experts have joined forces and plan to air-drop thousands of antidepressants into the core of Tropical Storm Fay in hopes of bringing her disturbing nature under control.

written by TomFoolery, 19 August 2008
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Chris Hoy's Dad To Go On A Diet

More fantastic news in the Olympic Velodrome today as Great Britain win two more gold medals and a silver, and Chris Hoy's overweight Dad promises to go on a diet.

written by Monkey Woods, 19 August 2008
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2008 Vice Presidential Running Mates Announced

World shocked as presidential candidates pick each other. Planners scurry to combine conventions. Voters no much worse off than before. America, as always...doomed.

written by TomFoolery, 19 August 2008
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