Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 4 September 2007
Wife Wants Another $%#*#@ Baby
LANCASTER, California--As she watched her youngest daughter, Britney, traipse off to her first day of kindergarten, Andrea Maloney, 31, once again told husband Tom that she wants to have another baby. "Oh jeez, not this again," he reportedly said.
Cabinet Minister Ed Balls changes first name to "Suckmy"
Westminster is reeling after news that the Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families, Ed Balls, has changed his first name to "Suckmy". Now he will be known as "the Right Honourable Suckmy Balls".
The Universe...
...is limitless but is still confined to eternal nothingness of human consciousness.
If you can...
...cruise through life you know you haven't made a difference. Congratulations!
Reason for Owen Wilson's attempted suicide discovered
(L.A., CA)-Actor Owen Wilson's recent suicide attempt prompted the LA county police to check his internet history for clues. Shortly before the 911 call was made, Wilson had viewed the bottom line of the High School Musical page on Wikipedia which ready "casting in works for High School Musical 3."