Spoof news snippets from Friday 21 September 2007
Kenneth Branagh Hails Brian Blessed
Kenneth Branagh has declared Brian Blessed to be the greatest actor that has ever lived (next to himself, of course). He is still a crap actor.
Brian Blessed Changes Name
Brian Blessed has changed his name to Sir Laurence Olivier. He is still a crap actor.
Brian Blessed Slims Down
Brian Blessed has slimmed down to size zero. He is still a crap actor.
"There's No Bastard Like An Old Bastard"
Longest serving US Republican Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska proves the absolute truth of the old cliché' . . .
Brian Blessed Regrows Beard
Brian Blessed has regrown his beard. He is still a crap actor.
Fit Mother Britney Spears Declares Love of Child, Booze
Amid a torrent of bad parenting allegations, Britney Spears emerged from local watering hole Dave's Place, stating she loved her son Sutton Pierce with all her heart. She stated she also loves Southern Comfort.
Kenneth Branagh Warning
With the release of his latest Shakespeare film, the populace is warned that Kenneth Branagh may be found lurking somewhere nearby talking his usual bollocks. Try not to laugh too loudly. Just ignore him and walk away. You have been warned.
Brian Blessed Shaves Beard
Brian Blessed has shaved off his beard. He is still a crap actor.