Spoof news snippets from Thursday 20 September 2007
Gordon Brown Can Juggle and Lie Simultaneously
In a true feat of acrobatics, the Prime Minister juggled five brightly coloured plastic baubles while insisting that the invasion of Iraq was necessary and justified.
Larry Craig changes position on gay marriage - he's now for it
Disgraced Senator explains: "After all, for years my own wife was in a gay marriage, and she didn't even know it!"
Sex Change Operation Disappoints Senator
Senator Larry Craig preferred Karl Rove the way he was
Local Man Performs Murder-Suicide, Gets It Way Wrong
Before an area man shot his wife and himself, he uttered the missive, "It is time to be with God." God, in a statement released today stated, "Um, yeeeeeah. About that..."
Rap is Wrapped for Sir Minge
Inside sources at the Lib-Dem conference have revealed that Sir Minge Campbell, their sort of leader, was persuaded not to deliver his speech in rap form only minutes before he went on stage.
Cherie gets new face
Visually challenged Cherie Blair admitted she used a 'face double' for her autobiography publicity pictures