Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 13 November 2007
Bush Cancels 2008 & 2009
President Bush announced today that 2008 & 2009 will be cancelled. This unprecedented step was taken in the light of reports from advisors that the US will slide into deep recession during this period. Bush reminded viewers to put their clocks forward two years at midnight on December 31st.
Bill Oddie evolves into a goldfinch
Autmnwatch presenter, Bill Oddie has died his hair red, green,white - just some of the colours of the goldfinch. It all began when one of his fellow presenters called him a 'Grey tit or should it have been a 'Great Tit'.
New Records
New historical records have revealed that King Herod's second name was Brian. Judas's second name was Kevin.
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The Invisible Man narrowly escaped after being shot in the foot during a daring robbery today. Sydney police are confident of an early arrest, saying "He can hide but he can't run."
Position Vacant
A position exists for a suicide bomber. Must be experienced.