Spoof news snippets from Thursday 3 May 2007
Pandemonium in Iraq as legal system collapses
Lawmakers not lawnmowers: Bush sends grass cutting equipment by mistake
Rosie O'Donnell Already Has Offers From NBC and CBS
Question is: which one will win the bidding war to keep her off the air altogether?!
Wrong Body Buried in Ohio Mix-Up
Guess you could say they were DEAD WRONG.
UVF renounces violence
End to years of murder and misery as UVF quit terrorism saying they can no longer compete with animal rights activists.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Makes Bid for President
CCN - Washington, D.C. - Showing that he is the only Republican with any common sense, Arnold Schwarzenegger put in his bid for president.
Rooney wins Desperate Dan contest
Man Utd's star striker was beaten to the Player of the year accolade but not this one.
Jewish Rabbis Worldwide Accused of Discrimination
...for expressing a universal desire to bar Mitzvah. Mr. Mitzvah has not answered repeated calls for comments.
US Congress Furious Over Iraqi Lawmakers' Plan to Take Summer Break
They can't believe they didn't think of the idea in the first place.
Jewish woman has a sex change
She had a Bar Mitzvah, because she had become a man