Spoof news snippets from Thursday 14 June 2007
I Wish I had Thought of That
Seen a good "Spoof" story & thought "Wish I had that idea?"
Well you can. Highlight it, right click and select 'copy'.......
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Labour hits back at Critics of its Immigration Policies
"The population of Great Britain needs to start listening to its masters and stop thinking for itself," commented Labour Diversity Spokesperson, Winston Smith. "Or there will be no choco-rations next week."
"Racist" biscuits banned by Labour
Custard Creams replaced by Bourbon Biscuits in the Headquarters of the Commission for Racial Equality.
President Gases Queen in Pong Gone Wrong
In a disrespectful and unprecedented booze induced faux pas during the Queen's recent visit to the White House, a smiling George Bush asked her to pull his finger and then broke a loud and smelly fart.
Elections Pointless
Research by WhyGov, the news and opinion Web portal for UK Government and politics, has revealed that elections are futile and delusive because the Country is run by Piers Morgan.
Another Corrupt Bastard In The White House
"Hey! You take care of your friends and associates don't you?" says Bush.
Karl Rove Heads Off To Cuba
"It's a medical & proctological problem concerning the asshole" says spokesman.
HS Principal Censored For Misspelling 'Principle'
"It was just the principle of the thing." says board of education.