Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 11 July 2007
Batteries in the popular new iPhone line are overheating and bursting into flames claim several consumers in desert climes. Batteries may be replaced by returning the phones to an Apple outlet.
Convicted Iranian Adulterer Stoned to Death
Imported Canadian marijuana used to carry out the sentence.
Canada Has the Most Pot Smokers in Industrialized World
Our neighbor to the north has officially petitioned Cheech and Chong for permission to use "Up In Smoke" as their new national slogan.
Pope: Other Christian Denominations Not True Churches
"And they stole BINGO from us, too," he proclaims!
Corrupt Bastards Club Intervenes in Cattle Pollution
CCN - Lord Browne, the BP member of the Corrupt Bastards Club, was sent to reduce the amount of methane produced by cattle.