Spoof news snippets from Monday 26 February 2007
NYC restaurant buys poisoned peanut butter
"Rats love peanut butter and we've got a rat problem," said the restaurant owner. "It just seems like a no-brainer..."
written by Robin Berger, 26 February 2007
Virginia Lawmakers Issue Slavery Apology
- "Yeah, now that all the white people involved can't be sued because they're ALL dead."
written by Moose&Squirell, 26 February 2007
Al Gore's Movie Wins Oscar for Best Documentary
The Hollywood crowd, tired of being pulled between presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, dumps them both and supports Al Gore for president.
written by Gail Farrelly, 26 February 2007
Mirren Wins Oscar with "The Queen"
- Gay community stunned. Call her "Bitch!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 26 February 2007
Welfare State Growing Despite Overhauls
- "Free monthly checks twice a month on a pre-loaded EBT credit card, Plus Free medical...I'll move there!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 26 February 2007
Gore's "Inconvenient Truth" wins Oscar
- "Best Comedy in an Election Year, Produced by Fingers-Crossed Productions!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 26 February 2007
Mass. Would Offer Cancer Vaccine Free
-"The Vatican should really stay out of the pharmaceutical industry."
written by Moose&Squirell, 26 February 2007
Air And Space Museum Sees Fewer Visitors
- "It's not like we don't like science..it's just that there isn't anything to see."
written by Moose&Squirell, 26 February 2007