Spoof news snippets from Saturday 24 February 2007
Bush Abolishes Presidential Term Limits
Washington, D.C. - President Bush, citing increasing criticism, announced the signing of a Presidential order abolishing term limits earlier today. The order also bans any future President's not named "Bush" from ever taking office or holding high level Government positions.
written by Mark Garrison, 24 February 2007
Asylum seekers sent to Australia's Christmas Island
- Santa Clause Prison Workshop awaits those who've been "Naughty, not Nice!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 24 February 2007
Obama Mocks Cheney for Admiring U.K. Troop Drawdown
- Cheney responded, "Uppity, Uppity, Uppity!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 24 February 2007
Study Moves Chimp-Human Split To 4 Million Years Ago
- The Fairy-god Mother and Santa Clause would agree!
written by Moose&Squirell, 24 February 2007
Largest U.S. Dairy Shuns Milk From Clones
- "The problem is you get twice the phlegm as ordinary milk."
written by Moose&Squirell, 24 February 2007
U.S. Airport Debuts Controversial X-Ray Scanner
- "Airport security workers call it, "X-Ray-ted TV"
written by Moose&Squirell, 24 February 2007
Researchers Say Chimps Use Spears (NOT as in 'Britney') to Hunt Bushbabies
Democrats are surprised to learn that President Bush has babies but say they have no plans to hunt them down.
written by Gail Farrelly, 24 February 2007
Florida Judge Lawrence Korda Says He's Unsure of His Jurisdiction in Anna Nicole Paternity Battle
His REAL reason for not taking the case? He doesn't like to cry in public.
written by Gail Farrelly, 24 February 2007