Spoof news snippets from Saturday 17 February 2007
Ear Ear
A dog groomer in the USA tried to hide the fact that he had cut off the ear of shih tzu by super-glueing it back on. He only became exposed when the owner went to wash the dog.....and it's ear dropped off.
More Cheating: 24 Air Force Cadets Confess
- "What ever happened to, "Don't ask, Don't tell !?"
Cactus-Eating Moth Threatens Favorite Mexican Food
- Makers of XXX Mezcal Tequila say, "As hard as that moth tried, he just wasn't stong enough to break the bottle to get at that worm inside!"
Britney Spears, Shaved Bald, Gets a New Tattoo
- "My vagina now has identity & feels chilly!"
Italy orders CIA kidnapping trial
- "We ordered it to GO!"
NASA postpones THEMIS launch for 24 Hours
- Astronauts not bothered, "No sweat, we have our RAGS on!"
Cheaper Calls for Gay Folk
A phone company's typo has caused 1000's of gay people to scramble for cheap calls. It read :"50% saving on all local homo calls"
Roofers
I walked by a chap in the street, who was hammering out a sheet of lead. "I have never seen that before in Nottingham - someone putting lead ON a roof".
The New World Had Chili Peppers 6100 Years Ago
Spoof writer Jalapenoman is older than we thought!
Handheld Laser Device to Promote Hair Growth Now on the Market
Bald eagles and hairless pandas are overjoyed.
NASCAR controversy grows
Officials levy big fines against "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" and "Flubbermobile" for spiking their fuel with illegal substances...
US military insists no plans to invade Iran
"President Bush needs time to recover from the death of Anna Nicole Smith," said a Pentagon official...