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DJ Suspended for "Phrase that Pays"

HOUSTON--KCON-FM morning show host Al Kada was suspended today when he dropped an hammer on his foot just as he was about to let listeners know the "Phrase That Pays." Station officials told listeners that "Oh $#@&%-@&#$" was not the Phrase That Pays.

written by Heewack, 18 December 2007
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Linux usage linked to impotence!

In a recent study conducted by the University of Redmond Linux usage has shown to have a very strong link to erectile dysfunction. The effects are directly related to the popularity of the applicable distribution.

written by tattokris, 18 December 2007
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Livingstone: Mayor Spits on his Food

London Mayor and reptile keeper Ken Livingstone is slowly turning into an Iguana after he bungled an attempt at human tranportation in his lab at the GLC twenty years ago.

written by parveen liddy, 18 December 2007
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Graduate's Wig Leaves Town in Alf Spyder

Dustin Hoffman and his wig are to be legally seperated after 21 years of marriage, his attorney has announced. The wig is expected to be given custody of the Alfa Romeo Hoffman drove in 'The Graduate'

written by parveen liddy, 18 December 2007
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Life's a Bummer for Goofy Golf Ball Driver

A driver in Pittsburg who fashioned his own 'bead mat' car seat cover from golf balls is to have three of the balls surgically removed from his bottom.

written by parveen liddy, 18 December 2007
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George Bush Gets A Swift One!

While visiting a Veteran's Hospital in Galviston, Texas, President Bush recieved a swift kick in the ass from a One Legged Man.

written by FarOutFart, 18 December 2007
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