Spoof news snippets from Monday 17 December 2007
Free Speech
... is writing for the Spoof and not getting paid
Woodworm Christmas Banquet
Chefs at Woodworms R Us have this week recommended Doors as a tasty treat, following last weeks serving suggestions of table and chairs.
Reclaim the language
A new organization was launched today with the aim of returning the English language to the people.
Called CaTOuStAc ( Campaign to outlaw stupid acronyms) the organization is seeking members. Interested persons should contact anyone who give a damn.
Extra RBTs leading up to Xmas hols.
Despite conducting 12,000 random breath tests over the past weekend, NSW Police failed to catch a single driver who was not breathing.
Political Shock
A tory Politician has admitted he does not have all of the answers. He is not a quiz master...Loud hoots of laughter were heard from the back bench...
No Lady in Red, please
Middle of the Road philanthropist Chris De Burgh is to play a gig in Iran. A spokesman for the troubled country said: 'Have we not suffered enough?'
No News
In an empty room, nothing happened, but how do we know? That is the conundrum that you have to answer for yourself, reader.
Cat Hair
Cat Hair jackets are the new trend, for Cats, said a spokeman for Cat Hair Magazine.