Spoof news snippets from Sunday 16 December 2007
Cluedo
Professor Plum in Cluedo does not like Plums. He likes Apricots, though.
Shaggy Dog Story
Shaggy, the wispily bearded character from TV documentary Scooby Doo has claimed that he does not like the way that he is portrayed in the programme. 'I am not some idiot whose only friends are two dogs, and three people who find him a nusiance' said the Cartoon nusiance, idiotically.
Reindeers Reined In
Santa Clause has recalled 10,000 Chinese made reindeers due to the lead content in the red paint on their noses
No more Robbie
Newspapers claim that Take That have closed the door on welcoming Robbie Williams back into the group. Comedian and Actor Robin Williams is more than welcome........
No Link
The Daily Mail has today admitted that nothing in the world is directly linked to its continued existence.
Books................
A man was killed in a library. Police found the suspect, he was booked. The Librarian said Sssssshhhhhhhhhhh, but it was all fine.
Christmas Card Mountain
Experts predict that this year's Christmas Card Mountain can be significantly reduced by recycling.
Monkey Socks
An idiot inventor in Cheshire has made the world's first socks for Monkeys. He used his own socks............
Going crazy
Mental hospitals are now required to erect signs warning that their premises contain nuts
Brazil Warning
Brazil has been forced to erect signs at all ports of entry warning that the country may contain nuts