Spoof news snippets from Sunday 8 April 2007
A Slovenian man becomes the first person to swim the entire length of the Amazon river
Despite being followed by Iranian Navy.
Cadbury's Issue Creme Egg Salmonella Warning
Chocolate giant warns consumers who have bought the Easter treat to ensure that they are boiled for 25-30 minutes before eating.
Fossil of GAY caveman found!
He wasn't a hunter, just a gatherer.
102-Year-Old Calif. Woman Hits Hole-in-1
Which in old lady talk means she got laid.