Spoof news snippets from Thursday 5 April 2007
Bush Admits He Made a Grave Mistake . . . . In Choosing the Chicken Divan Over the Shrimp At Red Lobster
"Why didn't I order the shrimp? Why, oh, why, oh why?" Says Bush
Osama Bin Ladin Throws Hat in the Ring in Iowa
Notorious terrorist leader Osama Bin Ladin has joined the race for the US presidency by entering the Iowa caucus. Believes confusion over similarity of names "Osama" & "Obama" guarantees win.