Spoof news snippets from Friday 20 April 2007
Alec Baldwin Appointed New Ambassador to Iraq
"Anyone hating pigs as much as Alec does will fit right in with Muslims." says Bush. "Besides the Iraqis are all as crazy and angry as he is."
Bush Has Historians Jailed, Appoints Gonzales History Czar
President Bush, proclaiming that history will be kind to him, has historians jailed. Alberto Gonzales has been appointed the first History Czar.
Dance Shocker
Nothing happened at last night's Harbor High School Senior Prom. Principal Encie Moroski: "They danced a little, they had some snacks. They all went home at 11:00pm. I was able to go to bed by Midnight."
Only 49 out of 50 contestants in Miss America contest this year
Due to the Don Imus contoversy, no contestant will wear the banner reading: "IDAHO"
Guy Ritchie in big bad Brad, gay fart knocker shocker!
TheSpoof.com reporter discovers he can only write headlines!
Cell Phones to Blame for Bee's disappearance
Bees tired of roaming fees, move to area where calls are free.
Congress Agrees on Funds for Border Fence
(Washington, DC) After months of partisan bickering about the funding of a proposed border fence along the US/Mexican border, Congress agreed to purchase the fence from WalMart for the everyday low price of $249.99.