There were 9 spoof news snippets published in January 2005. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Bill Cosby refutes perceived "groping" of young woman

"I was only demonstrating for her the children's game of 'Duck Duck Goose Goose.'" says Cosby.

written by ej moore, 24 January 2005
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Mars meteorite confirmed; NASA to sell it on eBay

After NASA's "Opportunity" rover found a meteorite on Mars, the space agency said it would auction the rock to pay for Hubble telescope repairs. "We'll ship it to the buyer directly from Mars..."

written by Robin Berger, 24 January 2005
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SpongeBob SquarePants refutes gay lifestyle and sinks into seclusion

"I reproduce asexually as I am of the class Hexactinellida. I only have siliceous triaxon spicules that are commonly fused to form a net or box-like pattern. Box. Square. Get it ?!?"

written by ej moore, 24 January 2005
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Ashley Simpson turns down MTV's Unplugged

MTV was suprised to hear the negative return response to host Ashley Simpson as thier next performer. Ashley's agent declined to comment on what based her discesion.

written by Kyle Emall, 28 January 2005
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BBC MUSICAL STORM

The BBC are to make a musical in the next available storm according to the weather centre.

written by Paul Lamb, 08 January 2005
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Randy Moss Fined for Distracting Hair

The NFL, which is still deciding whether to discipline the Viking's wide receiver for his moon dance, slapped him with a $10,000 fine for "hair that creates a distraction to opposing players."

written by Phil Maggitti, 11 January 2005
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INAUGURATION SOMEHOW DOESN'T STOP WAR

PERHAPS UNAWARE OF THE EVENT’S BEAUTY, COST, IRAQI INSURGENTS, U.S. TROOPS KILL EACH OTHER

written by Jerome Halligan, 23 January 2005
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Site Sales Soar

ABCDE-Bay.con, "Ghostbusties" devoted exclusively to the sale of haunted bras, announced record sales in the Victoria's Secret catergory this week. Details to follow...

written by Thistleberry, 23 January 2005
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Millenialist Cults Angered By Slow Progress in Global Warming ...

Demand increased CO2 emission by industrialized nations so Apocalypse can "hurry up and get here".

written by Jerry Cornelium, 26 January 2005
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