Spoof news snippets from Saturday 29 May 2004
World's end postponed
GRANTVILLE, Penn. -- A Jehovah's Witness who claimed the world would end next week has now said he was wrong by two weeks.
written by Frank Cotolo, 29 May 2004
NASCAR cancels '500'
CARMEL, Ind. -- NASCAR officials say the Indianapolis 500, has been cancelled due to a lack of gasoline.
"We will, still sell all NASCAR-related items on the site," said a spokesman.
written by Frank Cotolo, 29 May 2004
Saudi Militants hold books hostage
Stolen from library at gunpoint, author of story gets laid
written by Charlie Van Horn, 29 May 2004