Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 29 June 2004
Iraq Sets June 30 Deadline for Hand-over of Power
The Ruling Council in Iraq has unanimously voted to return control to the U.S. after only one day
of evaluating the mess the country is in.
Micheal Moore to Direct Britney Spears New Video
Rotund political activist Micheal Moore has confrimed he will direct Britneys new video, My Bush Is Scratchy. More later...
First Lady Laura Bush to File for Divorce
Press Secretary Scott McLellan confirmed today that Laura Bush is filing for divorce.
"I'm tired of George constantly giveng me these little pills. They ruin my entire day ," Mrs. Bush said.