Spoof news snippets from Thursday 10 June 2004
Bulldog Pisses Euro Poll
Having purchased the right to vote, Barney the Bulldog from Barnsley's is UK's latest EU Minister.
written by Seriously, 10 June 2004
Red meat eaters less annoying, study shows
According to a new study, eating red meat is less likey to turn you into a whining hippie FREAK than a diet of tofu. The study also shows that red meat tastes better, too.
written by Dan Bristol, 10 June 2004
Grand Canyon to be Filled
"It's really just a big hole," said President Bush, "someone could fall in and get hurt!"
written by Zap, 10 June 2004
Sim City Players Addicted to Scrolling Headlines
People just can't get enough of news just rolling around, Mr. Mayor.
written by Charlie Van Horn, 10 June 2004