There were 10 spoof news snippets published in November 2003. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
We're doomed!
Corporal Fraiser was right - statistics show that we are in fact all doomed. 99% of us will be dead by the time we're 130.
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written by
Bob, 05 November 2003
Rosie O'Donnell's Weight Hits One Metric Ton
O'Donnell stepped onto a truck scale today to reveal her amazing weight of one ton.
"I wanted to give my kids something to be proud of," she said, "One ton is quite a milestone, don't you think?"
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Beware The March Of IDS
Soothsayers cackled, and smart-arses gloated as IDS was sacked!
Julius Caesar came back to haunt the Tory Party leader and how IDS marched.
Just when we were getting to like the little chappie!
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All The Rain's Gone To The Moon !
The latest drought has been caused by the millions of windmills.
They have blown the rain to the moon.
Mr Blair is building a big pipe, so that we can get it all back!
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Saddam Hussain pinpointed
US Military, today: "Clues have been found that suggest Saddam has escaped into the internet. Any file you download could be him in disguise, so don't do it". More to come.
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written by
skibz, 06 November 2003
The Dead Rise from the Grave
Great, now I have to explain to my friend why I didn't help him when those gorillas killed him, and I just know my grandmother is gonna come after me to eat my brains. This sucks.
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The Dead Rise from the Grave
Great, now I have to explain to my friend why I didn't help him when those gorillas killed him, and I just know my grandmother is gonna come after me to eat my brains. This sucks.
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Bush Shot
Today a group of boys shot at a holly bush with air rifles
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written by
nemat, 18 November 2003
Tea Harvest Ruined
The indian tea harvest has been devestated by the pg-chmpli bacteria.
British Security forces are on their highest state of alert. more soon >>
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written by
nemat, 20 November 2003
Planet destroyed
Only Bush's convoy left where planet used to be.
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written by
Igor, 20 November 2003
