Don't panic yet!' announced Tony Blair, the ace British Prime Minister.
Planet earth has at least another 5 years left before we leave our solar system.'
You may have noticed for some time that the moon has been getting a lot closer,' explained Tony.
The reason for this is because of all the thousands of newly constructed windmills that are thrusting planet earth out of its orbit around the sun.
My team of woodentops and smart-arsed greens,' thought it was a good idea to make electricity from the wind?' the P.M., teased.
'But I think we must have built too many of them!'
Who was it who said action and reaction are equal and opposite?'