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Friday, 19 August 2011

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Moon under construction, due for completion 4500AD

Science buffs are getting angry with the amount of contradictory twaddle being peddled from bemused so-called scientists these days.

In the space of a few weeks we have been told that our moon was formed by the collision of two smaller moons miraculously forming one big moon.

Now the Centre for Star and Planet Formation, has decided that the moon is 100 million years younger than was thought. Yes you read it right, 100 million years younger, no slight adjustment.

Our resident scientist was less than impressed "Where do these goons get off? Science is constantly changing in light of new discoveries, but this just takes the cake. It just proves how trustworthy the figures are. I'm off for a coffee, before they reduce the nuber of hours in a day."

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