Crazy activists, who live in the past and fear anything new, are happy today after successfully campaigning for a new GM free dog food, for their mangy mutts.
"When we were first approached to make a GM free dog food, we were at first a bit dubious," said Mr. Chum from Winalot dog foods, "Then we realised it was just crazy. But we got a big cheque from the government so we didn't question it.
"We had to make it vegan safe too for those crazy hippy dog owners. It was a difficult task, but after two years in development we came up with the final product.
"Another proviso, well restriction really, was that we weren't allowed to do any field tests on animals - those damned hippies! We decided to use human testers. After eating an initial prototype one tester died and another is permanently confined to hospital. The end-product didn't cause any major harm any of our testers, so we just hope it is safe for the dogs."
We asked an activist their feelings on the new dog food, but they were too stoned to understand. Their dog seemed happy enough though chewing on a discarded burger.