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Topics: London, Fighting

Friday, 17 October 2003

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Froggy's gonna get ya

Viscious, fighting, purple frogs have today destroyed much of London city, leaving the streets empty and strewn with the devastation left by battling the frog invasion.

The frogs, armed with laser beams attached to their heads, began by imploring the citizens to bow to their new overlords before they started kerblamming and splatting anyone that got in their way. Fairly soon the entire city was ablaze and smokin as the purple frogs continued their ransacking of the city.

"They'll kill us all!" screamed one innocent bystander who was killed as a result of her scream. This reporter was lucky to escape alive in his Rover Metro. Others were not so lucky as the frogs leapt into their mouths and began firing away.

The frogs are set to continue their enslaught of England and will no doubt arrive at a city, town or cinema near you. Be warned: They'll kill you all!

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