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Thursday, 12 May 2011

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2800km marathon swimmer

Crazy evolutionists are spinning a new yarn. The latest in a long line of improbable tales follows the adventures of the Crocodile.

Evon Hekkala of Fordham University in New York and colleagues are responsible for this latest spellbinding fable, in which they proudly announce that crocodiles swan the Atlantic Ocean!

Apparently they claim that a pregnant female crocodile took a dip and swam the 2800km 7 million years ago.

Dawkin Richards, evolution fundamentalist, had this to say "It makes perfect sense in the fantasy world of evolution, where the magic never ends. Crocodiles are salt tolerant and can go six months without eating, so swimming a mere 2800km whilst pregnant is a doddle."

A real scientist was however slightly more cautious "Utter cobblers. When was the last time you heard of a crocodile swimming the Atlantic? Are these people being paid by the spoof for this research?" He then collapsed in a desperate heap on the floor, in anguish at what passes for science nowadays

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