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Monday, 2 May 2011

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Wrong Keith, but you can actually listen to this one

Keith Olbermann, the pundit who considers his one sided rhetoric to be journalism, has been identified as "special" by scientists specializing in sound. From his laboratory at Johns Hopkins University, Dr. Blake Nickel made the following statement:

"Everyone has heard of the expression that ends with the phrase: the sound of one hand clapping. Auditory experts have determined that the sound, timbre, and content of Mr. Olbermann's voice is the same as that produced by one ass cheek farting."

"We consider this a very high honor and are pleased to learn the truth about his speech and speech content. After all, this is the same man who said that you couldn't dislike President Obama or not vote for him unless you were a racist."

"Everyone always knew that Olbermann was a bag of hot air, but now we know exactly which end it comes out of!"

Last year, other medical researchers from the Mayo clinic determined that Keith is suffering from oxygen depravition because he has his head up his ass and little access to breathable air.

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