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Monday, 21 February 2011

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Following on from the release of the top level domain name by Tuvalu that allowed television stations across the world to get domain names such as five.tv and channel4.tv, the Cook Islands have followed suit, and have become the world's largest host of pornographic sites.

"The prudes at the internet naming bureau have spent too long releasing the .XXX top level domain name," said Roger Derriere, owner of dozens of porn sites, including Asian Babes and Barely Legal. "We got fed up waiting. So, the adult content community have got together an approached the Cook Islands."

The package that they offered to the Cook Islands was too good for the island chain to ignore.

"They offered us a large package," said Dick Johnson, governor of the Australasian island group. "Previously, our largest commercial enterprise was tourism. Since agreeing this deal, the porn industry has trebled our national income. I always knew sex was profitable, just ask my four ex-wives."

It is the two letters that signify the Cook Islands that have got the internet lewd community all hot and bothered. "CK is a great pair of letters," said Derriere. "Although they are not up and running yet, I have already started the process of setting up big.co.ck and shelikes.co.ck."

Nor does it stop there. A country is free to set up any secondary tier domain that it likes; generally these as CO, or ORG, or GOV or the like. The Cook Islands have decided to set up a FU, a DI and a SI.

"We are hoping," said Johnson, "that the gambling community might be interested in our new LU second tier domain."

With the increase in revenue, other countries are wondering how much their country level domains are worth. "Not much," said Prime Minster, John Key. "Who can think of a word ending in NZ?"

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