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Friday, 18 February 2011

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A new report out of Hollywood is claiming that singer Justin Bieber may have been a little tipsy when he came out at three AM after losing the Grammy Award.

"I won't say anything bad about my hero...our hero", stated one of the fans who was one of a dozen or so still waiting outside, either to get a glimpse of Bieber or wait for their mother to sober up enough to come pick them up.

"Yeah, we wanted to cheer Bieber up but he was already pretty cheerful (Snort).

"Yeah", stated a third. "LOL and all that but that was the way Bieber was talking."

Still another had tried to take down a statement he wrote down at the time.

"Hey guys..good to she you. Hey. OK! Don't think I'm down over the loss. We losers throwed a party afterwards LOL...parties are good I think..course your parents don't like too much ..you know glug glug about."

He said "Glug Glug!"

"Yeah. Well, maybe it was chug a lug. Don't quote me. Here's some more:

"The bestest won and he..she wasn't it? They won. LOL! I'm talking here then ...LOL..here's my ride. I'd ask you to go to me but the old crapper in the car won't do it. LOL!

Then he left?

"Well, after he got back up."

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