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Monday, 17 January 2011

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Maybe Steve Jobs should have taken his mum's advice?

Apple boss Steve Jobs may be one of the most powerful guys in the world of computer technology (and richest), but he forgot one thing that his mum told him many years ago:

"An apple a day keeps the quack away!"

Now the boss of all Apple is being forced to take a break because of his health.

They say that behind every famous man there is a strong woman, but Steve totally ignored his mummies advice and maybe if he had obeyed her and eat an Apple a day he might have avoided his health situation.

Money doesn't give you health, Apples yes, so Steve; next time mummy gives you some very "home sweet home" advice don't ignore it even if you are the big boss of the very thing that you should have eaten daily, Apple!

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