Written by Mark Lowton
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Topics: Kids, Language

Wednesday, 10 September 2003

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Blatant censorship

Research carried out by linguists at Lancaster University, England, has revealed that children just don't swear like they used to.

Social attitudes and values are blamed mainly for the change in the way kids express themselves these days.

The fact of the matter is kids just don't know how to spell these words any more. Wherever you go, you see a "bad" word written down and it's got f**king stars through it.

But honestly, what really constitutes as a bad word? F**k would surely be more correctly classed as a bad word. It's not even a word, two of the f**king letters are missing!

So beware when you're writing anything down that may be viewed by kids, you could be distorting their view on the world, and screwing up their education.

Censorship is bad y'all.

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