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Saturday, 18 September 2010

image for Male global (H)ornythologists prove that the ancient proverb ,"A Great Tit in the hand is worth 2 'Dickies' in a bush," wrong!
Not quite 'Great Tits' and "Dickies in Bushes," but you know what I mean!

At the University of Amsterdam a recent meeting of elite global (H)ornythologists met to scientifically prove (the study cosy $2 million by the way) if the ancient proverb (mentioned above) is still acceptable in modern times.

The (H)ornythologists discovered that modern day (H)ornythological practices have actually changed and now the ancient proverb should actually be brought into the 21st century.

They have re-worded the proverb and it will be issued in the next edition of the (H)ornythologist Journal otherwise known as the Thrus-H-ustler and here is the modern version:

"A Great Tit in the hand is certainly not worth 2 'Dickies' in a bush" based upon the ethos of modern (H)ornythologist behaviour called "2 Great Tits in the hand are boring but 2 'Dickies' between them is much better" (they suck)

Only one problem has arisen before this scientific breakthrough can be officially recognised and printed in the scientific journals:

Female (H)ornythologists have also studied the proverb and their results are completely different, here is their version:

Two large "Dickies" not in the hand but between the Great Tits are better than 2 in the bush, orally speaking! (yummy)

Again proof that modern female (H)ornythologists don't just lay on their backs and observe, they actively participate and expect "Dickies" not just to be in their bushes!

Dirty-minded readers of this majestic (loony), scientific Spoof would imagine that the author has been innuendo-ing throughout, this is not true, his hobby is observing Great Tits and "Dickies in Bushes especially 'prick-ly' ones"!

Author: Professor Robin Red-Breasts (he's just stroked a 'Dicky' between them!)

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