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Wednesday, 14 July 2010

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Yeah, HALO 3, that's right sick is that!

By studying footage recorded in zoos, the team found that the great apes would hit a playmate and then run away, chased by the gorilla they had struck.

In other instances, it was noticed that one gorilla would hang around the watering hole and communicate with all but one of the group, the others in the group would then bitch about the other and say how big its ass was.

Dr Phil Meself, said 'it is truly amazing the level of complexity they have reached, almost to human levels. I am fully expecting that at any moment, they will ruin their immediate environment, start doing things that they know are bad for them and begin invading each others colonies and eventually take over the planet, wiping out all humanity as well probably' laughed Dr Meself '

'The ironic thing is this is all completely unavoidable, one day we will be top dog and the next moment we will be walking along a beach and suddenly find a ruined statue of liberty sticking out the sand. Damn those dirty apes, damn them all to hell'

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