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Topics: Brain, Memory

Sunday, 11 July 2010

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Have you ever entered an unfamiliar place and all of a sudden felt that you'd been there before? These types of sensations and others like them happen to people all over the world, everyday. Up until a few years ago, science was at a loss to explain paranormal experiences of this nature, so they passed the field by and concentrated on more profitable areas of research.

In March, of 2010, Dr. Lawrence Orison, PHD. at the BDM. Institute Of Human Consciousness, developed a technique by which the nucleus of a brain cell could be analyzed and compared to a previous specimen within the same genealogy. His genetic research in this new field shocked the scientific community beyond belief but they could not doubt his findings. He proved to the world that memories can be passed from one generation to the next by way of Hereditary Memory Transfer.

How far back in time one can recall details of an ancestor's life is still being formulated by Dr. Orison and his research team at the institute. Experiments in thought regression and recalling memories from the past under hypnosis have shown promising signs that maybe the key that unlocks the human mind to science and solves the mystery of its complexity.

So far it is known that under the right conditions, a normal healthy individual can tap into a library of historical knowledge stored away in anyone of their millions of brain cells. This information can take the form of either a male or female perspective, meaning that memories from both sides of the gender spectrum are inherited; and what keeps these memories active is that they are passed from brain cell to brain cell as each completes its cellular life cycle.

Dr. Orison PHD. has proven that Hereditary Memory Transfer can generate dreams, make one think that they personally have lived a past life, or even make one associate psychically with a member of the opposite sex through TGM. (trans gender memories).

Dr. Orison PHD. also concludes that Hereditary Memory Transfer or the misunderstanding of it has given humanity the false hope of life after death. Because what the human intellect perceives as a transitory existence and a transgression into another realm, is in reality, a subliminal, or subconscious recollection of what has already transpired in the past.

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