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Tuesday, 29 June 2010

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Scientists studying rocks from 30 million years ago have come up with proof that Darwin's theory is bollocks.

The rocks were discovered 50,000 feet below the Atlantic ocean and are proof that the fabled island of Atlantis really existed. The rocks contained ancient CDs and a 30 million years old flash drive. The scientists after trying to decode the electronic equipment found they could play the information on an ordinary mp3 player made in China.

What they saw and heard came as a great shock. The information contained therein showed that the human race actually came to Earth from the dying planet Zircon and were highly evolved and civilised humanoids who lived in peace and love on the island of Atlantis.

They had very highly evolved technology and when the island sank they learned to breath sea water and now live at the bottom of the Mariana trench.

This proves say the scientists that instead of evolving as Darwin postulated we are actually going backwards or "devolving".

To bolster this new theory they compare those Atlanteans with the drunken mindless yobs who roam the streets on a Friday night and the feral youth of the council estates in Britain.

They estimate that within a hundred years the present human race will be less intelligent than apes and a thousand years hence will be voting Nulabour back in power.

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