During another attempt at recreating the 'Big Bang' scientists at the underground facility poked the physics poodle the result being the cloning of Kerry Katona. Before the horror ended over 10,000 of the bi-polar big tittied addicts had spilled over in to the Swiss and French countryside looking for supermarkets.
"It takes a long time to create the universe origins and I got bored." Professor Sven Pierre DumKaumph admitted. "So while I waited I was watching reruns of 'Loose Women' not realizing my DVD was in the collider feed. The collider assimilated Kerry's career and burned out but not until it was too late. It was horrible. It reminded me of those horror b-movies and I expected Bruce Campbell to show up with his chainsaw at any minute."
Local French police had to be alerted to the crisis since they didn't notice anything out of the ordinary but together a task force was assembled and the voracious vixens apprehended. They had been trapped at a local Asda but negotiations went well.
They agreed to surrender on the condition they could keep their shopping carts and that they could participate in an appropriate reality TV show staring Dr. Dumkaumph: 'I'm a Scientist Get Me the Hell out of here!'