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Saturday, 21 June 2003

Ghost pornography is the latest internet craze that's unlikely to go down well in your local church. But according to internet expert Mark Thomson, its popularity is rising: "Ghost porn is a fairly strange phenomena - if you'll excuse the pun. It appeals to all denominations of people, male, female, black, white, gay, animalistic and of course the scat-minded."

The soft-ghost-porn image included on this page, is said to be one of the earliest that has been bandied around on the internet, especially through file sharing program Kazaa.

Anti Ghost-Porn campaigner, Robert Bobbington had this to say: "The internet is rife with this filth...in fact, there's barely an image in the whole of Google's image database that doesn't have some element of ghost porn in it."

"We're not at all happy with it, and the only solution we can think of is to ban all images on the internet. Go to any web page and you'll see images of this ghostly filth."

We found a bunch of ghost-porn enthusiasts crowded around a corner of an internet cafe: "Corrr...look at the aura on that one!" we heard one crazed woman exclaim.

None of the group cared to comment on their activity.

So, ghost-porn looks like it is indeed everywhere. Nearly every photograph we examined had some trace element of ghostly-pornography. Our advice is to box up your computers, don't use the internet, block all cookies, don't have javascript enabled, lock up your daughters, sons, pets and in-laws, close the windows, lock the doors...and pray.

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