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Wednesday, 31 March 2010

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The Hadron Collider is going to cause unspeakable horrors according to former scientist Mad Micky Morrison. The Hadron Collider smashed records yesterday as a force of SEVEN TRILLION electron volts was unleashed. Beams of protons were slammed together to create an energy record 3.5 times more powerful than ever seen before.

Mad Micky who has been sacked from every scientific job he has ever had has studied for more than 40 years the possibility of parallel universes operating on slightly different frequencies from ours.

He warns that the more that scientists mess about with experimenting with the Hadron Collider, the greater the chances of causing major interference between the frequencies of other parallel universes, the result being that people and objects from earth could disappear into another dimension while creatures or objects may appear on our planet from another dimension.

It could happen today or next week,or next month but it will eventually happen claimed Mad Micky.

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