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Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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The man now standing on Platform 4 is having his cock sucked

Sucking a man's penis can be extremely good for his health, claims a report published on a railway station bog wall this week.

The report, found in the end cubicle of the Gents' toilets in the railway station at Stockport, near Manchester, claims that if a man has his penis sucked at least once every night, he will feel "refreshed" and will be in a much happier mood than he would have been had his penis not been sucked. A telephone number for those who wish to put the theory to the test is then helpfully provided.

It's long been thought that fellatio, the Latin equivalent of 'blow job', has had health benefits, and the new report seems to have the backing of most men we asked today on another railway station in Plymouth. Out of the three males we quizzed about having their cocks sucked, two said they would always welcome a bit of gobbling, with the other refusing to rule it out.

"I never refuse a blow job. Last thing at night or even before breakfast. Come to think of it, even during breakfast!" laughed Jason aged 16.

His friend, Timmy Clanker, also aged 16, said:

"What's a blow job?"

The third member of the group, a man who looked about 27, said:

"Come over here behind this shed. I'll show you."

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