A physician specializing in the treatment of venereal disease said that a Penicillin shot should clear Miley Cyrus from a dose of the clap. He also stated that it was entirely possible that the young woman, who he said is much more girlish than womanish, could have gotten the sexually transmitted disease from a standing ovation.
Said Doctor Gruenvald, "If there were men...perverted men....dirty men in her audience that liked her singing and dancing so much that they gave her an ovation, then they also could have given her a case of the clap. I have found many performers who are still virgins, but that suffer from the clap."
"A few years ago, I treated a young Britney Spears. She had a case of crabs, and I determined that she had gotten it from eating at a seafood restaurant and sitting on the drity chairs."
Strangely enough, Dr. Gruenvald also believes that Teacher's Aids begin the spread of the AIDS virus, that you can get Herpes from hot/melted Slurpees, and that ten year old boys can catch a fatal case of cooties.
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