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Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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Academy of Penile Sciences, Berkely, California

Warren Beatty has become somewhat of a celebrity, not for his acting talents, but for his bedroom talents.

The Academy of Penile Science in Berkley California are hoping to get hold of Warren's penis to study it now, or after he is deceased.

Permission is needed from Warren or his immediate family to be able to put this unbelievable appendage under a microscope.

Ms. Cherie Wadsworth of the Academy stated her interest in Mr. Beatty's penis is purely scientific and "we will treat it will respect at all times".

Mr. Beatty upon hearing of the interest in his penis by the Academy broke into fits of laughter. Shortly thereafter though, he calmed down and called the Academy to ask "if he volunteered to come in now, while he is still alive, would it be a female or a male that would be handling his penis for examination"?

When told by the Academy administrator that it would be their top woman scientist that would "handle" the examination, Mr. Beatty immediately gave his permission and made an appointment for the very next day.

We will keep on top of this intriguing story and post information as it comes.

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